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OUR SUGGESTION FOR AN ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE MENU

If your richness and stupidity level is a little bit lower than the one required to order Arnaud Strawberries, we can also suggest you some other absurd dishes you can probably afford. There are many others, but the ones we have selected have been developed to turn the most popular dishes of the world into something only affordable by a few, which should made us all think about it.

 

1. The 25.000$ Frrrozen Haute Chocolate

 

This chocolate lovers’ dessert mixes 28 of the most expensive strange and exclusive types of chocolate with 5 grams of edible 23 carat gold. It is topped with cream, more edible gold and includes a side of a Madeline Truffle – the most expensive chocolate truffle of the world. It costs only 25.000 dollars, but as even the most expensive chocolate with edible gold and truffles is so expensive, you will receive a “complimentary” gold spoon set with white and chocolate-colored diamonds you can take home so as to never forget your stupidity.

 

2. The 12.000$ Gigi Cocktail

 

It is made with a bottle of 1990 Vintage Cristal -a vintage champagne- and a bottle of 1888 Samalens Vieille Relique Vintage Bas Armagnac -an ultra-rare Armagnac brandy that pre-dates the Boer War. Finally, it is topped with ‘lashings’ of gold leaf to make it a little bit more expensive. Due to its price, the drink must be paid for in advance to prevent the “rather embarrassing” situation where a patron’s debit or credit card is declined. It was created especially for iconic singer-songwriter and actress Grace Jones, the drink was a way of the owners showing their appreciation for attending the opening of Gigi’s restaurant, with something ‘truly special’.

 

3. The 2.500$ Gold and White Truffle Pizza

 

Margo’s restaurant chef in Malta surely woke up one morning asking himself how to turn something delicious, cheap and easy to prepare into something absurdly expensive. The answer was “let’s add some edible gold and white truffle” and this is how this pizza was born. If you want to taste it, remember it is only available during the white truffle season and you will need to order it one week in advance.

 

4. The FleurBurger 5000

 

It is only available in the Fleur de Lys restaurant at the Mandalay Bar in Las Vegas. Served over truffle pain, it is made of Wagyu tenderloin and foie topped with white truffle sauce and slides of black truffles to create an extremely difficult to digest and sickeningly sweet dish. Surprisingly, it doesn’t come with a side of edible gold, but it is served with a bottle of 2500$ Chateau Petrus Bordeaux and Ichendorf glasses you can take home. If you buy it, they will give you a complimentary certificate so as you can tell everybody you can spend 5000$ in one hamburger.

Now it’s time for the funny part: Pizza, Hamburger, Chocolate dessert and drinks cost is 44.500$. Good for you!

 

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